• Wondering why zombies like brains so much. Why not livers? Or toes? #
  • @reidc zen-like misunderstanding quote harkens way back to discussion of bad english subtitles translations. #
  • is noticing that his Facebook friends wheel is, essentially, a line. #
  • My dog may just have perfected the cold nose nudge. #
  • Remembering a pastoral visit. Forgetting my office hours. #
  • Downloading Yahoo Messenger. Also, considering trading in the horse for one of those newfangled a horseless carriages. #
  • Apparently at least 3 people in a small town in eastern Indonesia have NO IDEA what I ate for breakfast this morning.Am I undercommunicating #
  • Some days it’s nigh on impossible to work on what I need to do. Fortunately, the house has never been cleaner. So there’s that. #

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3rd Jul, 2008

Matthew 25 Network

I have a lot to say about this, but two sermons a wedding and a chaplaincy take precedence. So for now, you might be interested in this: The Matthew 25 Network.

The landscape of American faith is changing rapidly now. The “traditional” Evangelical Right, built around fear of gays and voting Republican is, as it should be, dying off. The emergence of a new, less onerous, evangelical theology is evident not only in pro-environmental Evangelical groups, but also in pro-Obama groups like Matt 25. Might it be possible someday for an Evangelical to consider not voting Republican? With this new found independence might future Evangelical leaders feel free to be a tad less sanctimonious, self-righteous and hypocritical, and a tad more focused on doing good work in the world? Not being a huge fan of the mixing of religion and politics I tend to side with David Kuo and suggest religious conservatives sit this election out entirely as part of a much needed twelve step path to recovery from political addiction (and that people in general not vote, ever, based on the perceived religiosity of political candidates). ( also, not being a bigot I will continue to shake my head sadly at so-called Christian conservatives until they stop focusing on bedroom behavior to the exclusion of nearly all other morality.) Still, I find some hope here that maybe the old canard of the GOP being the party of God may at last be crumbling. Good riddance. And isn’t it nice to note that the UCC (Obama’s denomination) isn’t even whispering a tiny hint of a suggestion of who to vote for to its members.

  • The Mac awoke me to Shriekback this morning (Malaria, off of Oil & Gold). Weirdly jarring. #
  • @reidc And yet that was but one of dozens that were almost zen-like in their near total misunderstanding. #
  • Can’t this wait ’till I’m old. Can I live when I’m young? #
  • Readying to walk the dog. Yep. It’s that exciting (wish me luck) #
  • L:Here #
  • Twittervision has absolutely no idea where I am. My Facebook apps don’t understand me. #
  • @reidc And yet that was but one of dozens that were almost zen-like in their near total misunderstanding. #

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  • Tired. You? #
  • WAID? Watching bad Chinese film, something we should all do less of. #
  • Wading through poorly translated English subtitles. “Are you frightening me?:” “He hurted him.” “What can you do except becoming a triad.” #
  • What is it, exactly, that arguing on the internet resembles? I can’t remember… #

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  • A day no pigs would fly… #
  • M dig is very, very happy. Probably even happier than yours, I’ll bet. #
  • Conserving precious keystrokes. M dig = my dog. (And, she is very happy.) #
  • Today is muggy. Also, hot. Yesterday, in contrast, was hot and muggy. As was the day before that.. and the day before that… and the day #
  • Dog is frighted, slightly, of thunder storms, snsibly. God promised to never again flood the Earth, but said nothing about thunderstorms. #
  • Soon I will finish my new book: “101 Tweets for the Uninspired,” a collection of sure-fire tweets for when you can’t think of what to say. #

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  • Failing to “get it.” #
  • Wondering what “it” is anyway and why do I need one? #
  • Twitter is rate limiting. Twitter is always rate limiting. I’m starting to take this personally. #
  • Frankly, there’s so much antihistamine around these days that it’s getting impossible to find anyone who is pro-histamine. #

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  • The NH State Subcommittee on Agricultural Runoff & the Environment is as the NH State Subcom. on Agricultural Runoff & the Environment does #
  • Ah, Friday! Potentially, the very best of days. if only I was father along on my sermon. #
  • With Rotary last night. People often ask, why did I join Rotary? It’s simple really, like many Rotarians I was first rejected by the Elks. #
  • Good news! My dog likes peanut butter! Less good news. My dog likes socks. #
  • So, do I come up with an original tweet of my own r do I copy the excellent quote from @davidbeckwith’s last tweet? Ethics are a pain. #
  • Twitter: when you just can’t go another minute without that creepy feeling that you’re being “followed.” #
  • Is that true in the literal sense, the methaphoric sense or the “I wonder if they’re stupid enough to buy this, well 1 way to find out”sense #
  • Off to buy food! If that sounds exciting to you, imagine how my dog feels. #

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  • Wondering if they’ll fire me for a sermon where I asked them to be nice to eachother… #
  • I’m afraid my dog may have Tom Cruise Syndrome (TCS). She’s very excited about everything an jumps on the sofa a lot. #
  • Mowed the lawn. Mowed the lawn. Mowed the lawn. Ah… satisfaction. Though I really must shower after visitors leave. #
  • I can’t run, but I can walk much faster than this. #
  • 1% of Americans now own 90%. Thinking it’s far past time to start working towards wealth equity again. Greed, surprisingly, isn’t working. #
  • And the Dow goes down. I tell ya, this next one’s gonna be a great depression. Really great. #

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  • I so love software that can’t be uninstalled, ever. Yes, I’m looking at you Daylite. #
  • Have the feeling today will suck. #
  • American healthcare is the best as long as you never ever get sick #
  • Risky spiritual exercise #416: today, just for a day, say “yes” to everything. #
  • In March the CAN dollar was worth more than the US dollar for the first time in my memory, and yet then, as now the Post Office refused them #
  • Printin’ bulletins. Yeah. This would be a lot easier if I could just find that kid I convinced to whitewash the fence again. #
  • Substandard printer drivers be gone! #
  • Scheduling a time to pick up some stain glass grapes. Never thought I’d be the proud owner of stain glass grapes. #

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  • Jaming to the music of the spheres.. with me on the alto sax. (With sincere apologies to Dean Grodzkins). #
  • WAID? Nothing I’ll be ashamed of come morning. Nope. #
  • Stretching (me not the truth). #
  • @reidc So, what do they call you– “six eyes”? #
  • Today’s weather will be- stormy! Rain, maybe some hail! I hope this is the remains of the wether that flooded the Miis., so other are free. #
  • Lamenting the fact the “bespoke” which used to refer to over tailored $5K plus suits from London, can, legally, no refer to any suit at all. #
  • Leaving the “w” off of now #
  • … and ignoring the need for quotation marks. #
  • Wondering where all the money went, and when I’ll be getting more… #
  • Am I ready to take up golf? No. Why, do I look like I’m ready for a game that is almost a sport? #
  • Finally getting into the rhythm of the day– unfortunately it’s the Hokey Pokey. #
  • Hard to do a pastoral visit when you’re seeing someone for the first time in a nursing home, she’s not in her room, and no one knows her. #
  • Working my ass off still, and on my way to Council, which should be fun given my sermon on Sunday. #

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  • Pirates on vacation: putting the “arrrrr” in “lethargy.” #
  • Enjoying Cinematic Titanic #
  • @reidc’s on ibeatyou.com all the time. I’m not. I’m less obsessively competitive than he is. Wait a minute: that means I beat him! Go me! #
  • Bringing a fork to a knife fight. Now, some serious eatin’. #
  • Still stormy up here. #
  • Attention: water is wet. You’re welcome. Remember; knowing is half the battle. #
  • I may not yet have won the prize for Facebook member with the fewest friends, but I’m close. Oh, yes, I’m close. #
  • Wetter, but happier, after a walk with the dog. Almost 4:00 pm now and the pastoral counseling I had scheduled for noon has not materialized #

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  • Golf is a poor substitute for lawn darts; lawn darts pale in comparison to bocce. #
  • Still not sure I’m sociable enough for all this social networking stuff. #
  • “I don’t want you coming here, and wasting all my time.” Why do I have a (poorly remembered) 80’s song by the Cars stuck in my head today? #
  • Wandering lonely as a cloud. Hoping to one day soon again feel like some watcher of the stars. Ohhhh… it’s a famous poetry mashup. #
  • @joefromkenyon Memes? Memes are everywhere. Do you do a meme… or does the meme do you? #
  • Back from a long day. #
  • Wondering if it’s possible to make enough misinterpreted typos in a single tweet to radically alter that tweet’s meaning. #

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  • Now there’s a story there. It’s not an interesting story, mind, but it’s good enough for the internet. #
  • Hello, fellow Kenyon people, guess what Mt. Vernon, OH is famous for this week. No really, you’ll never guess. http://tinyurl.com/69nhto #

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  • Ah, the first tweet of the day! Huh. Suddenly all I need to do is burp. #
  • The bank now has a widescreen LCD TV, so I can verify with confidence that it is 61 degrees F outside, where I just came in from. #
  • Slightly bad news for democracy: the house today voted to eviscerate the 4th Amendment, making FISA even more intrusive and just worth. #
  • My dog survived the vet. Seems to hold grudges for maybe 5 seconds. Can she teach me to do that? #

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20th Jun, 2008

Left, Right and God

What do you do when you respond with a comment that is longer than most of the posts you write? I’m opting to post it here. With a link to the original comment, so you know what I’m on about.

Celebrim,

I’m not sure where to start. Exactly what “stream of invectives and rage” are you talking about? Apart from Rev. Wright I’m not sure of any UCC Pastor whose words could be even willfully misconstrued in that way. I think there is a knee jerk reaction that has developed among conservatives where they read personal, judgmental language into everything the religious left says. I suspect, frankly, that this is due to guilt on the right. Your leadership stopped loving their neighbors and worshiping God a long time ago — opting instead to snuggle up to the powerful, preach a gospel of greed (the Prosperity Gospel), and as had been said, substitute a weird sort of sexual prurience for for a fully developed morality (an obsession with homosexuality and abortion to the exclusion of virtually any other moral stance).

As the religious right reaps what it has sewn in the form of a younger generation which is abandoning conservative churches in droves, finding the theology there “intolerant,” myopic and unsatisfying, their voices have become shrill with denial. They search desperately these days for evidence that their theology is not as warped and distorted as it is. Prophets are never loved in their own countries for a simple reason, no one likes to be told that what they are doing is wrong. Far from forgetting about going and sinning no more UCC congregations have clearly stated that war is sinful, that hatred of gays is sinful, that preaching politics from the pulpit is sinful (Wright didn’t get that message, but then Rev. Wright speaks only for himself in the UCC), that greed is sinful, that ignoring the destruction of God’s creation is sinful, that judging others is sinful, and excluding women from the ministry is sinful. And yes, we have solid Biblical grounding for every one of those positions. And yes, Celebrim, to the extent that you are doing any of those things you are living in sin, as am I, as are we all. God still loves us, and you and I are still going to heaven — Christ’s sacrifice redeemed us all, nothing more is required — but if we loved God we wouldn’t sin, or want to sin, so much.

The religious right’s reaction to the left is born of unconscious guilt. Deep in your heart you believe, correctly, that Jesus came to save us, not to tell us he loved us and then condemn almost everyone to an eternity of hell and torture. People who torture small weaker beings are serial killers, not God. God said the two great commandments were to love God above all else, and your neighbor as yourself. Not to obey absolutely, not submit unquestioningly to God’s power, but to love.

Because I love you (or am trying in my own imperfect way to) I will tell you this: Deep in your heart I suspect that you know the deep truth of love. You probably learned it from the Bible, but years of listening to the craziness of the religious right has confused you. Fortunately for you nothing on Earth can separate you from God’s love, but it would be a nice way to repay God for the gift of life if you woke up and stopped sinning.

To your questions. Is the UCC less political than the religious right? Of course. Tell me, when was the last time you saw a UCC Pastor do this? Wright is shrill and obnoxious of late. Wright certainly doesn’t speak for the church– UCC ecclesiology ensures that only the membership can do that. Obama did the right thing by disowning him. Will McCain someday disavow his problematic Pastors. He did actively seek the support of a man who said hurricane Katrinia was God’s response to an upcoming gay parade. Do you think that’s true?

Is the UCC more tolerant than Pat Robertson and other leaders on the religious right? Of course. Currently we are far more tolerant to gays and lesbians, not to mention women. Heck, we welcome them and everyone else into the pews, just as Jesus offered hope to all. Historically, and arguably presently, our theology has not condemned the poor, transsexuals, minorities, atheists or anyone.

Your arguments, Celebrim, are passionate, but like many made by right wing Christians, they are not factual. They’re more of an impassioned expression of how you hope things are or think they should be than a factual account of what is real.

Having said all that to a question implied by you: has the UCC lost its way theologically? Absolutely. Many churches on the left (UCC, UU, Methodist, Presbyterian, Episcopal and others) got embarrassed by their theology a while back. Not wanting to be associated with Christianity as the much louder and more active conservative churches (then represented by the SBC), they turned their attention away from the Bible and focused on doing good in the world. What we forgot, in the case of the UCC, is that our theology is deeply grounded in Calvin, Paul, Jesus, and the Bible. The left stopped talking about God and owning up to their own theology. While they stayed silent the right carved Jesus up like a pumpkin, filled his remains with money, power and Republican ballots, then paraded his corpse around while claiming that Jesus was their guy, much more their guy than the guy of, say, the UCC. “They worship ideas,” it was (and is) said of the left), “We worship a person.”

But Jesus wasn’t just a person, he was the son of God, and his teachings should not be discarded or ignored.

  • I don’t speak the language, so I’ll guess: Perhaps he finds their lack of faith disturbing? http://tinyurl.com/6q6vpe #
  • My dog is a bit distracting, and I am easily oooooh! look at the blimp! #

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  • NYC has the Brooklyn Bridge & London has Camden, but only Chicago has Lower Whacker Drive. Consider, you can say the others w/out laughing. #
  • Hooked the fridge up to a “Killawatt” meter to watch it suck juice and get stats in real time. #

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18th Jun, 2008

John McC—

I won’t get into the habit of reposting these, but this did make me chuckle, and has none of the smugness (if only half of the heft) of “I’m Voting Republican.” Enjoy. And remember: please don’t paste on the makeup with a trowel like some sort of c—.

  • Today I have decided to take a snide, slightly detached, even ironic attitude towards everything. Hey, I’m a GenXer; what else are we good 4 #
  • A new millstone of slow and even useless communication has been reached. http://www.boredomresearch.net/rsm/ #
  • Sure, I could of had a V8– but then what? Then what? #
  • Wondering what the heck library thing is… #
  • is playing with the new Firefo– errr… working! Working now. Working very hard. #
  • @joefromkenyon Thanks! And you’re right about it being better at everything except social stuff. Pity. #
  • Having a little hail here in central New Hampshire. Kick ass. #

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Ah, this makes everything easier. I knew it was someone’s fault… and I knew it couldn’t be mine…

  • Ah, Monday! If I only get one day off a week (and I do) let it be Monday. #
  • Congregatnts gave me a Father’s Day card, on the theory that if I’m caring for a small dog I am a father. Huh. #
  • Happy Bloomsday. #
  • Puppy spittle has scientifically proven healing properties. At least that’s what I’ve been telling myself these days. #
  • Pining after a shiny new iPhone… lamenting a tax bill sthat may make that impossible. #
  • Watching the new “well, basically, it’s a Google” meme creep across the interwebs. #
  • Sighing that the Celtics have to play at least one more game. At least it’s in Boston. #

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What's So Amazing About Grace? - International Edition What’s So Amazing About Grace? - International Edition by Philip Yancey



My review


rating: 2 of 5 stars
Yancey’s just slightly ahead of his time. In 1997 he realizes there’s a sickness at the heart of American Fundamentalism’s soul, even if he misdiagnoses a vicious pneumonia as a cold. Unlike Gabe Lyons (unChristian) writing several years later, Yancey’s honest enough to know that what the cult needs is more than a better PR job. He is even honest enough to allow that Fundamentalism’s approach to belief may not be perfect, a difficult assertion for a member of a movement that values obedience to authority above all else to make. He sees so clearly… up to a point, and then, Yancey goes completely blind again. He’s happy to question how religious leaders have used and abused God language, happy to note some of the missteps of Fundamentalism, but utterly unable to even begin to question the rotted core of Fundamentalist belief. Yancey, for example, can understand that a gay friend is hurt by self righteous Fundamentalists telling him he’s going to hell and his sins are unforgivable. Still Yancey will not even for a nanosecond allow himself to wonder if maybe Fundamentalism is known by its fruits, and if its fruits are hatred and bigotry it might be time to pause and reflect. Yancey is quick to tell us that ultimately, he too, has to consign his friend to hell. Realizing that the word “love” has become diminished and exhausted through misuse and overuse, Yancey cleverly suggests that faith be reviewed using the relatively unadulterated word “grace.” If only he, or some other Fundamentalist, would go one step further and examine their own beliefs in a new light instead of simply crafting a convenient, non-threatening, definition of grace that reinforces a misguided and unhappoy set of religious ideas.


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16th Jun, 2008

A new Goodreads review

Mind you, I am mostly publishing this to feel better about myself. I have been reading less and less since escaping graduate school, and feeling more and more guilty about my lack of intellectual rigor as a result.

The Family: The Secret Fundamentalism at the Heart of American Power The Family: The Secret Fundamentalism at the Heart of American Power by Jeff Sharlet



My review


rating: 3 of 5 stars
At its best a detailed description of the history of American fundamentalism and the Family, including alarming and possibly damnable evidence of its ties (post- fall) to Nazism and fascism. No one has yet provided a reliable course for navigating American fundamentalism; instead we now have a number of paths through it that only provide views of some of its features, ignoring others. I had hoped that Sharlet would provide more of a definitive history, but even if it’s not that this is a strong book.


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  • Today is interesting-woke to 280 blood sugars (30 points higher than what could put me into a coma), now they’re 120 and Doc is unconcerned. #
  • Long walk with the dog today in field, forest, and stream. If I avoid catching poison ivy it may be a minor miracle. #
  • I’m graifited to note that I am not the only one struggling with garbage dwelling monsters. #
  • Control for smilers can’t be bought. #
  • What if you success in life is largely determined by your accuracy as a typist? #
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  • After me the storm and before us the sea. #
  • For some of us, They Might be Giants will always be the apotheosis of cool. Some of us will not get invited to too many parties. #

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The truth is that the Republican Party is has no ideas, no plans, and no agenda that helps anyone apart from a tiny number of corporations. It’s anti-family, anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-small business, regressive, anti-environment, anti-constitution, anti-civil rights, anti-law, anti-government, anti-human rights, anti-life, anti-American, anti-democratic, anti-consumer, anti-freedom, and pro-war. That’s the plain truth, and it’s not funny. Fortunately, the following is funny, which makes everything a bit better.

  • Digesting a seriously honest conversation. #
  • Friday the 13th. I have always been suspicious about this day… #
  • Long discussion about bears last night. Bears are sort of a given in NH, another clever pest to keep away from the suet trap, unremarkable. #
  • 2:30 Pm, and that’s about enough work for today. #

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  • The very busy week continues. Stumbled in from a renewal of wedding vow late last night. Now to a difficult meeting with a congregant. #
  • The garden post local heat wave and heavy rain: many, many weeds. A couple of vegetables. In other words, 900 hours of weeding work. #
  • Watching the world choke and gag on greed. This week: the supermarket, where food speculators have made milk and break cost a fortune. #
  • Isn’t it remarkable how they that talk the most have the least to say? No, really, I mean it, they just keep going on and on about nothing.. #

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  • Tweeting. Why? #
  • Way too much to do this week. Scares me. #

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  • Blood sugars at 311 this morning. Spode. Quickly dropped to 279. Will check again momentarily. #

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  • Updating the website. Are there really people who don’t work all the time? Really? #
  • Thinking back over a flat Ecclesiastical Council. The UCC needs to teach its ministers to clearly and concisely articulate their theology. #
  • Have mowed the lawn. Overhead, Angels are singing joyous songs of celebration and accomplishment. See you in two week, West and South lawn #
  • @reidc Just hit your head aginst a hard surface. Might not change the channel, but you could at least get it to “skip.” #
  • Remembering that Aerosmith is a Boston band and chocking back a New Jersey joke. #
  • Wondering why the official picture of Barack Obama has him sporting a curled lip worthy of Elvis. #
  • Wondering whatever happened to Snow Leopard. Not that the new iphone and Mobile me aren’t astonishing. #
  • wondering why the revolution isn’t being televised. #
  • It’s hot outside today. #
  • Hoping for thunder and rain, rain. #
  • My dog, apparently, is still cute. #
  • 72 degrees F with the A/C cranked. 92 outside, though. #
  • From the Dept. of Things You Already Suspected, 1/4 of New Yorkers have herpes, which you get from leaf peeping: http://tinyurl.com/6d7z44 #
  • 89 degrees now and it feels almost chilly. #

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