Notes from the Lateral Octave

• Turns out NH has more a$$holes than any other state INCLUDING NJ! NH PRIDE! Northern inbred White Trash Rednecks forever! Whoot!! #
• New state motto here; Live Free or Die has been replaced with "We’re real proud of our 3rd grade edukation." Reflects our redneck spirit. #
• I wonder, increasingly, if I’ll make it a full year up here in NH with God’s own retards. Central NH: no brains, no pride, no manners. #
• What would happen if God wiped my neighbors out of existence. Well, for one thing, the world would smell a lot better. #
• O.K. end of rant; time to return my attention to decent people and let the sicko neighbors rot. #
• The endless site upload proceeds. Hoping I can wrangle up something better than the cable soon, but how now that Verizon has fled NH? #
• @riedc Usually, but I spent today counseling a women who will die since she can’t afford care, to be run off the road by dickless NH bikers. #
• @reidc Usually, but I spent today counseling a women who will die since she can’t afford care, to be run off the road by dickless NH bikers. #
• @reidc In other words, I just don’t have it in me to love a bunch of unloving sh*theads tonight. I have a funeral to prepare, after all. #
• Now this is odd, tweet your subhuman NH neighbors on their bikies and a dying woman your ministered to and Obama News starts following you. #
• Figuring out how to transport a shelter dog to a good home in Canada. Wondering if I will be asked to speak at my step-grandma’s funeral. #
• Deciding I can think of something uplifting to offer at Shirley’s funeral on the spot. I’m good at that. Pity people who need it won’t hear. #
• So, God, what are people that you are mindful of us, mortals that you care for us? I’d really like to know. #
• After a long day, tweeting Dylan Thomas "Do not go gentle into that good night;Rage, rage against the dying of the light." #
• Most men leave lives of quiet desperation? Not now; now they buy motorbikies, suffocate their spirit and strangle their souls in the crib. #
• As an aging faux guru once said "If you saw people for what they really are, you’d be scared to go outside. It’s Night of the Living Dead." #
• But why weep copious tears for a feckless humanity? Hand over the remote. What else is on? #
• I suppose I’d say my neighbors were going to hell if I believed in it and didn’t think the devil had better taste than that. #
• WAID? Almost done sloughing the hateful acid from off my battered soul. Yourself? #
• Must go speak with Dennis. Fortunately I have an excuse. #
• Neighbors are home, acting like animals. Hard to be classy when you have no class. Easy to be stupid when you’re a peabrained pinhead. #
• Why me? Did I wake pone morning and say: you know I really wish I lived accross the street from circus freaks. #
• You could kill off half of central NH and the world would actually be mildly improved. #
• Man it’s hard to keep up a sense of humor when you’re surrounded by jerks. Hard even to remember why I try to help people. #
• Crap. My bile-o-meter’s gonna be broken after this. #
• I do good things for a number of reasons, for the obvious-it’s my job-and the less obvious-it’s a way of saying FU to scum like my neighbors #
• I never did develop the knack of suffering fools well. #
• Goodnight moon. Goodnight scummy neighbors. #
• And the forever upload continues. Weird. Canna tell what’s up; it’s like it’s uploading the same 1 GB file five times over. #
• The apparent culprit causing the endless upload? A bad .pdf file. …. ummm….. huh??? #
• Crap. Domain name is expiring in 5 days. So much for my "endless procrastination" strategy. #
• Realizing that the difference between monster and thug is only a matter of scale, never intent. Hand a thug enough power and instant monster #
• Left note about tragedies in Myanmar and China with the Outreach board: how do we want to respond to these? How to put a drop in the bucket? #
• Realizing the US empire is done. In 2007 we are as Britain during the Falklands Island war, a gelded country expressing vast impotent rage. #
• WAID? Reading @woj’s tweets and thinking I could use a drink. #
• Ohhh.. neighbors are at it again. Shocker! Nothing more predictable than malice. #
• Today cruel people did cruel things and kind ones suffered. Today a new Minister was finally shaken free from the firm moorings of his faith #
• Today was a day like any other, and I’m off to pray for my spirit. OTIS knows I need it. Goodnight. #
• Good news! My diabetes is killing me much more quickly than expected. Used to think I’d have to endure to age 60, now I’ll be dead > … #
• Woke this morning sugars were @ 160. Slept for 1.5 hours and they jumped to 221. At 250+ it’s ketosis. Back to sleep. #
• @woj I may just take you up on that someday. I will provide waring if I do of course. #
• @lunza Do I love my creation? Well, I can’t write fiction as I hate bad things happen to the characters. If that’s love it’s not like God’s. #
• Dropping my n’s #
• Soliciting your ideas on how Clinton should pay off her campaign debt; rock concert, balloon animals in central park, loan to herself, or..? #
• Gardened, cut grass, (finished installation service), cleaned kitchen (held a class for a potential member), hauled boxes, (ran diaconate). #
• Deciding that there’s really no way you’d get this joke. Nope, really, no. You’d just have to be there. It’s..contextual. Nope. Never. Sorry #
• 6:47 PM. The welfare office is close and a triumphant Dickless, my neighbor, roars home on his motorbikey– his work done for another week. #

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• Green door, what’s that secret you’re keeping? #
• Ah, but our lives would be dull without aggraviting people, no? #
• @reidc Priest: but as Netflix reminds us in their ad all you need is three guys. ("Three guys walk into a bar; which one brings the duck?") #
• My conference minister is sending me e-mail from the road at 6:29 am. This is more surprising than I would have thought. #
• All the people in the gym, hoping to beat impossible odds and live forever. And death, meanwhile, waits for them in Venice, snickering. #
• Reality: as always it’s a place for people with little or no imagination. #
• Listening to the Who; that ol’ proto-punk band still sounds pretty good. #
• Attention! Everything is just swell! Thank you. You may now return to your lives. #
• Liking the idea of 1 min. speeches in the US House. "Hi, my name is Jeff, and I’d like to yield the balance of my time to my colleague, Bill #
• In the US House they have 1 min. speeches, so why not < 140 char debates via Twitter? "Pursuant to the commerce and business investm- … #

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• Tweeting? Who has the time. It’s my day off and there’s so much to do… #
• Happy Monday, everyone; look alive now… #
• US domestic stamps are now 42 cents. The ghost of Douglas Adams is amused. #
• Bracing myself for the cleaning I need to do… #
• Cleaning…. oh the joy of spring cleaning… #
• @reidc Funny you mention this: few people ever ask what’s really in a bottle of VT maple syrup or how, exactly, it’s made. #
• Three loads of dishes later, having weeded the garden, started work on a wedding, followed up with a shelter… time to do a bit of laundry #
• Apparently Elving the name of an NPR commentator, and not, sadly a verb. What to do about all that elving I was doing? #
• Liberal talk radio retains a wonderful, relaxed, down-home, casual, wing and a prayer, almost amateur feel. #
• Who was it who wrote "my meaning is your perception; my intent what you believe?" #

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• @reidc Think you should consider a lines of Critter children’s books. "The Critter Goes to Lunch," "The Critter Comes Home" etc. would sell. #
• Crankin’ up the ol’ steam powered Twitteriffic: Crank-Crank! Cachug.. Brrrrrrr… Tapokita, Tapokita, Tapokita, Wheeze.. Shudder.. Tweet! #
• Everything should be steam powered. Why did we ever resort to internal combustion anyway. #

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The most concise, clear, and, frankly, honest account of what Hillary still has going for her that I’ve seen in a long time:

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or… McCain’s weee integrity problem. Yes, Max and the Marginalized are back, and I still like them.

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• Ah, Judas. That old kiss and tell… #
• Mags is fairly aggressive with this whole superpoke thing. Hard to keep up. #
• Yes, I will write a blog entry on the new Evangelical Manifesto. Have to celebrate Dad’s birthday first (+ drive seven hours there and back) #

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• The 4:06 am tweet. Why am I up so early/late? Take your pick: congregant in the hospital, parishioner who lost welfare on a technicality. #
• When there’s nothing to be done, do nothing! Back to bed! #
• … and awake again. in time to get the trash out… #
• Apparently, taking out the trash makes it… difficult to overlook one’s impact as a consumer. #
• Celebrating 1612 tweets with nothing meaningful said. #
• A moment of pedagogical realization:I don’t think I have enough brilliant things to say to keep Bible Study going w/out more student input. #
• Someone should write a Twitter novel, where every sentence is >= 140 characters.Then the whole thing could be tweeted 1 sentence at a … #
• Need sugar free lemonade. Or tea. Must have. Now. … Off to get it. #
• Spode, but I hate getting older. Who’s with me? #
• Crystal Light’s raspberry lemonade is not for the faint of heart. Not when you see the black film and bright red stains it leaves behind. #
• What a day. Oi. #
• Wondering if @reidc will become hopelessly lost somewhere in Midtown Manhattan, circulating endlessly, sending out tweets until we send help #
• Selling out to the New York Transit Authority. At $8 the Holland Tunnel is wildly underpriced. The view alone is worth $7.25. #
• Am I really this tired, or is it the diabetes? #
• A Twitter social experiment: if we all Tweet REALLY LOUDLY at the same time could we make a sound loud enough to hear round the world? #
• Last Twitter social experiment was apparently ill-conceived. New plan, have all Tweeters jump into the air simultaneously. 3….2…1 #
• @reidc Queens! How I envy you! Is it true what they say about the hanging gardens? (Tweet sponsored by some tourist authority, maybe Queens) #
• @woj Considered it, but we may be just too busy for flash mobs. #
• Wondering if @reidc manages to travel though all 5 NYC boroughs, will he get a prize? And what if he stumbles upon the mysterious 6th? #
• @woj Should I be worried by the fact that I find your idea rather funny? #
• @reidc If you make it to Staten Island… tell me how #
• @reidc Congats. May you enjoy easy flying all the way back to the middle. #

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• And my neighbor the Greaseball roars past on his bikey (No penis guy? Buy a motorcycle!) headed to the home he nearly burnt down this A.M. #
• Watching the socks. Trying not to yell at them (encouragement, correction, coaching) via the TV. #
• Finally, slowly facing up to the fact the Walt Disney may actually be dead. #
• The FCCC site is working again. I HAVE TRIUMPHED! HAHAHAHA! #
• I have the weird conviction I can’t seem to shake that somewhere, somehow, something interesting may be happening. #
• Almost 9 pm. Yep. Almost 9 pm. Close to 9 pm, now. I wish I could remeber what’s supposed to happen at 9:00 PM. #
• 8 am and time to tweet. Do some people have coffee at this hour? I’ve heard rumors… #
• Everything you ever wanted to know about Twitter but were afraid to ask:http://tinyurl.com/6kzwp3 Bonus: where babies come from.Good article #
• Long neglected cell phone account restored. The VX6700 is dead, live on the "new" razr. I Love trailing edge tech, and it’s saving $100/mo #
• Asked everyone I met on the sidewalk where the coffee was at. Collected several bemused expressions and $1.26 in spare change. Weird. #
• LAST FM thinks I like Sting. I feel vaguely misunderstood. Then again it also guessed correctly that I’d like Roger Waters. #
• Me? Playing around with Twit Eart… avoiding real and pressing work.
  http://tinyurl.com/4xd3tn #
• It’s a funny ol’ world. Yep. Now, back to work… http://tinyurl.com/439kr9 #
• Trying to look innocent… #
• "you have called your servants to make promises before you, now enable us to keep our vows"? Who writes this stuff? #
• Now last FM guesses I like Tears for Fears. Last FM doesn’t know how very wrong it is… #
• t=To be popular on Twitter you need to have a "thing". Anyone out here spare a "thing"? Not having one is already someone else’s thing, so. #
• aking SLOW progress…
  http://tinyurl.com/3oymvn #
• Losing my "m"s for some reason. http://tinyurl.com/3uf7rm #
• Finding my religion, which apparently slipped down between the couch cushions. Ba-dum-dum! Thank you! I’m here ’till Thursday! Tip your… #
• Tending well, if slowly, to one pit while the rest boil over. Such drame this job.
  http://tinyurl.com/6kl2da #
• Not gettimng distracted! At least for .0004 seconds or so… http://tinyurl.com/6rr4qe #
• Girls of teh Old Testament… Go Wild! http://tinyurl.com/6qpgcj #
• The evangelicals are "changing" via a new manifesto. No more single issue approach. So, it’s the full Repub. agenda now? A Trojan Horse? #
• Back to work. http://tinyurl.com/6z9zot #
• Tragedy today as 100s of members of the Verizon network drown after a NH man throws his phone into a lake. #
• Confessing to Twittervision that I am no longer in eastern Massachusetts. Coming clean is good for the soul. #
• Searching for Winny; the as yet unacknowledged Lake Winnipesaukee monster. #
• L:home=25 South Main Street, Franklin, NH 03235 #
• Wondering aloud about wondering aloud. http://tinyurl.com/4uv68p #
• The US House Tweets a great deal, even about the 10 min. of debate over the "Shadegg motion to recommit with instructions" fascinating. #
• WAID? Fervently hoping I’m not causing an accident in Newark as @reidc reads these tweets. #
• Finishing up a service. Ignoring office hours. Selling Paul Simon albumns on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/3rooqx #
• Wondering: why no more brass? http://tinyurl.com/4j75fm #
• Good moring, west coast! http://tinyurl.com/4agyy8 #
• What? No one in Africa tweets? Werid http://tinyurl.com/4j3h3q #
• Summer skies the stars are falling along the injured coast." WAID? probably misunderstanding Paul Simon lyrics. #
• Why so many typos today? These are getting to be unnerving. #
• Pouring the empty into the void…. #
• Mildly bothered by the fact that on the twittearth globe, california is perpetually in the shade. http://tinyurl.com/4ho62j #
• Thinking someone should start tweeting in dead languages. Latin, Ancient Greek, maybe even Esperanto http://tinyurl.com/3uoxuh #
• babble, babble, babble…. http://tinyurl.com/4523qw #
• Not panicked… not yet… http://tinyurl.com/3lqvtq #
• Finest description of Rush Limbaugh ever: "the fath, wobbly one." http://tinyurl.com/5cklug #
• I’m not wearing woody’s assless chaps, despite what one tweeter believes… though maybe he meant that other pope. #
• @joop Kiefte Sed estas gxi ne mortinta ankoraux. (Is that right; don’t speak the language, just threw that together). Veni, vidi, discessi. #
• Who needs politics when you have wrestling, he says. Huh, I say. #
• I like the world. #
• Now I’m having fun with Summize. Do I EVER work? No more than 17 hours each day. http://tinyurl.com/3q8hsm #
• It’s a beautiful day and I’m inside working. Sad. http://tinyurl.com/4d87w8 #
• So many tweets and yet I have been keeping Facebook in the dark. #
• My master plan is going precisely according to my master plan! #
• How terribly strange to have a dad who is (almost) 70… #
• I never imagined that the first thing I’d be asked upon making it to heaven would be "so, how was earth; did you try the veal?" #
• This statement is false… #
• Working on tonight’s Bible Study class… http://tinyurl.com/424jya #
• I’m pushing 40 and I still don’t have an army of giant killer robots at my back and call. http://tinyurl.com/3f7555 #
• Psst! Don’t say it too loudly, but I think Hillary Clainton has gone crazy. http://tinyurl.com/3nrl7n #
• Good morning Australia. http://tinyurl.com/4xrnqo #
• Question for God: The Earth — why 2/3rds covered with water? http://tinyurl.com/3poauc #

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• Tweety Twetty Tweety. But what does it all mean? #
• Working very hard and very fast. #
• So much to do, installation, helping a local family with rent, getting Sunday bulletin in early for vacat #
• So much to do; installation, helping local family with rent, getting Sun. stuff in early for vacationing Sec., Dad’s gift for Sat. & health #

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From that endless font of… something that is the FL OTISian e-mail stream:

1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE:

http://WWW.tatuagemdaboa.Com.Br/

2. TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME ON THE 1st LINE, in upper and lower case

3. TYPE YOUR LAST NAME ON THE 2nd LINE

(SKIP e-mail addresses on 3rd line.)

4. Click on ‘VIZUALIZAR’ below at left and watch what happens

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• At last! Someone focused on the important things in life! Let’s do it , people! Let’s dress our mannequins well! http://tinyurl.com/58g496 #
• Worrying that I may not be keeping up with my peers on facebook…. #
• Little do folks know that I LIKE red gummies. HAHAHAHAH! Well, it will be my little— crap. #

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• On the one hand I am amazed I get paid for this– on the other, I don’t get paid a great deal. I guess it sort of evens out. #
• Sometimes it’s hard to be witty in <= 140 characters. #
• WAID? Being not forty yet. Phew. #
• Ah, Monday! The ol’ day off. Well, enough fond reminiscing, back to work… #
• Once again, I have lost my only day off to work. Crap. And now I will sigh heavily. #

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• To tweet or not to tweet? On the one hand I have nothing to say, but why should that stop me now? #
• Ministry, perhaps the only profession where a black shirt is virtually mandatory. #
• …. And now, round 2! #

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Boy, you almost get the feeling that the younger generations don’t like McCain. Still, they have a point (to whit the press is terribly, passionately in love with him, and he is, well, deeply unbalanced). Sadly is a political climate dominated by prejudice and a lack of rationality, the old folks will probably vote him in out of spite. Then, after he nukes something and all hell breaks loose they can turn to their kids and grandkids and say “Ha, ha! Joke’s on you kiddies, ’cause we’re dying soon anyway! Good luck surviving the nuclear winter! Never liked you anyway!”

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• WAID? Listening to Oak Tree by Pimentoes for Gus, readying for a funeral #
• Dreamily remembering Kenyon and the unmatched comfort of having so many friends close. #
• Wake up people! It’s a work day! Wait– what? It’s not? #
• looking back on a "good" funeral, though it seems weird to write that. Also, inching ever closer to a new dog. #

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• @reidc You’re at "Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me?" Man, you are livin’ the dream! #
• Another Fri, another chance to wonder: what are the Germans up to? #
• Admit it; without these stupid updates your life would be dull. #
• …. and then he chugged another beer, burped loudly and held forth on the Kennedy Assassination. http://tinyurl.com/689po8 #
• Slowly getting over a cold, today I will buy an expectorant to help the process along. But I wonder, will it be all that I hope for? #
• A watched pot never boils, but you can shorten the drying time of a pair of blue jeans by up to 3.5 minutes through dedicated observation. #
• Q: is it more disturbing that I find it funny to tweet bad puns about cold medicine, or that I am certain my friends will get the joke? #
• Off to ROMEOS. #
• Ah! But before I go… a note to the world (and the 3 people, including me) who might care. Church site is up http://www.fcccucc.org #
• … and "up" alas =/ "ready for prime time" Still, it’s there. #
• @reidc Flying bugs? Wait… if they can fly, why are they riding metra? Lazy? #
• If doughnuts are so bad for us, why do they taste so good? #
• Got this from Obama’s camp "New Obama Response to Clinton Attack Ad:" (sic, no link or further info) Should I tell them this is the problem? #
• Mac spelling is weird. It suggests "indefatigable" for "indefatible" but has no idea what to make of "appplication." Weird. #
• Apparently, I’m thinking Arbys…. #
• @slipmotion Egads! Apparently, the Mac revolution has begun! Run faster; I’m right behind you! (I, for one, welcome our new Mac overlords). #
• WAID? Sheepishly stripping the wallpaper off my e-mails. #
• I really wished this sort of nonsense sprprised me at this point: http://tinyurl.com/584yhd #
• Also, I wish my bad spelling surprised me at this point. Or at least that I noticed it. #
• I really wish this sort of nonsense surprised me at this point: http://tinyurl.com/584yhd #
• Having lunch, gearing up to mow the law via push mower. Old school style. Old school. #
• WAID? Following the andy_house "smart" house tweets. Will someone PLEASE answer that phone? #
• Returned from City Hall where the Giant Mutant Ant Attacking Dairy Queen, Wants Free Sprinkles alarm was going off.Thank OTIS we bought that #
• I have, apparently, been superpoked via Facebook. I feel slightly dirty. #
• Did almost everything today, save what I really wanted or needed to do. #
• Status = Alive. (Thanks for asking.) #
• I am exhausted. All the haust has gone right out of me. #
• Push mowers are FUN. Big machines let you ride something powerful.Human powered machines get you in touch with your own power.I like the 2nd #
• Just did my monthly food shopping: Will the price of gasoline overtake the price of milk? The race is on! #
• Mmmm…. feel that "post mowing the lawn" burn. #
• Writing a eulogy; slowly gettin’ my haust bac. #
• Facebook say I might know Floppy Abreu. I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure I’d remember someone named Floppy Abreu. #
• Oh, NC and IN sure. But what about Guam? Poor Guam, a mere territory huddled in the shadow of "more important" states gets no respect. #
• Your chance to influence a superdelegate or 2: http://tinyurl.com/3qlws2 #
• Status: I feel good! #
• The world confuses me. Change (even needed) frightens me. I look to vacuous talking heads for insight. I’m tired of life.Voting (R) in 3,2,1 #
• Resisting the temptations of fame, although mostly ’cause no one’s offering me any. #
• @reidc ’cause where there’s dope, there’s hope/ and the Pope’s no dope/ he’ll sell to cope/ even when the President mopes. #
• WAID? Rhymin’ with Reed. Slidin’ down that slippery slope. #
• The internet p0rn, trivia and ill considered opinion, 24/7. How did we live without it? #

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• young childless couples have too much energy. "lets eat in the sunroom! No sunroom? Let’s build one!" #
• Note to sock manufacturers: if you risk pulling or breaking something to put on a sock something is wrong, maybe w/you or maybe w/the sock. #
• Such a beautiful day, but I have a service, two sermons and a funeral to plan. #

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• Wading into my flooded basement… careful, careful… Replugging the sump pump, up to my ankles in water playing with electricity.. careful #
• Repairs finished, wading into the tweet stream to report. Careful… careful… #
• Confusing tweet authorship. Was that Reidc or Barak Obama. Both talking about Chicago, so it’s hard to tell… #
• @reidc For me the tip off is "Invitation Enclosed for Stephen Jefferies." They know me well enough to invite me but my name’s a mystery. #
• WAID? Recovering, apparently. Awaiting a plumber, who will probably be surprised at the amount of work round here. #
• Clothes dryer has three settings: More dry, Less Dry and the oft used "more or less dry" #
• WAID? Waiting for the plumber, finally crafting my installation service, finding work for a mom who just lost welfare, seeking a new dog. #
• … oh, yeah, and taxes, doing taxes. Also, hoping to get to the gym… #

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• Twe– *cough* *cough* — eet. #
• WAID? Commenting on my own blog. Tacky. #
• @reidc Having to give last rites first, then doctor. And don’t be silly, man; there’s no such thing as gum. #

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• Still ill, but awake. I’ll take awake for now. #
• Wild wandering wombats whining witlessly… #
• Nothing funny to say at the moment. Please check back later. #
• Sure he’s self medicating, but at least he’s taking initiative. #

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• To work, to work, to work… #
• @reidc O.K. Is that the Algerian Dinar, the Jordanian Dinar, the Bahraini Dinar or ….? #
• @rridc Ah! Never mind. It’s the Iraqi Dinar I owe you apx. $3.54 Will you take a cheque? #
• @reidc and do you accept paypal? #
• @reidc "Preinvasion" I’m pretty sure that wasn’t in the contract. Come to think: why are we paying you anyway? #
• WAID? Nothin’. What are YOU doing? #
• @reidc Too true. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. BTB, today’s Call to Offering subject was the Critter. #
• me = sick. Cough, cough, cough. #
• @reidc Bad news. Been looking over memorabilia for ‘92 myself and apparently your job (whatever it entailed) was outsourced back in 96. #
• He: There should be government standards to qualify porn on the internet. Me: Are you worried some of the sites you visit might not rate? #
• Must write. Too tired to write. Must… sigh. #
• Pretty soon there’s not a creature stirring, ‘cept the robots at the dynamo. #
• Church this A.M. came in at 1:15. O.K., we had new members, a huge # of joys for the jar, an extra kids sermon & a long talker, but still… #
• Wondering what Alison is doing in Beantown, and Q. in British Columbia. British Columbia? Really? #
• @reidc no such luck. I found them on Facebook, though. #
• @reidc Using Blog It my tweets now update my facebook page and I can tweet from there. If only I could get it to work with WordPress, too… #
• @reidc Your critter, of course. Call to Offering = a few sentences before we pass the plate, about why we give, eg. for blessings unnamed. #
• @reidc Critter was unnamed, too, mind you, but I had him in mind. Since I’ve forgotten his name, and can’t get you to tell me, he’s an UB. #
• Back to worship soon… Just finished a monthly essay for the newsletter, which I’ll put on the church blog soon. #
• And it’s up… or will likely be by the time you read this. iWeb is remarkable. Were it not to welded to .mac it would be a nice tool. #

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• Tweeee… exhausted today. #
• WAID? Being pursued by ANGRY BEARS! Yiiiiiiieeeeeee! #
• WAID? Making up stories of ANGRY BEARS to make my life sound more interesting on Twitter… #
• Getting tired of people whining and gossiping about nothing when I’m ministering to a congregant in the hospital fighting for her life. #
• As the bumper sticker says, "mean people suck." For the record, so do self centered people, petty people, vengeful people, heartless people #
• Another discussion finished with someone who lost their faith. Oh, and I bought party hats. #
• Mmmmm.. party hats. Mmmmm… oscillating between the sublime and the ridiculous…. Mmmmmmm…. saying "mmmmmm" repeatedly. Mmmmmmmmmm… #

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• WAID? Not tweeting that’s what. And now, off to the gym to fail to tweet some more. #

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• WAID? Having put in the room a/cs (in APRIL) I’m contemplating bowling. Mmmmmm…. Bowling…. #
• Muscles are tired. Holly’s workout=harsh. A 39 year old should not use a 20 something as a personal trainer. At least not an all-star rugger #
• Whot a day it is here, down at da docks. #
• @Reidc True that. See what I can pull off. Most desirable woman there, Becky, beautiful, smart, friendly and warm, got married 2 months back #
• @reidc .. but there are doubtless others. #
• Listening to my jackhole neighbor compensate for his missing penis by doing donuts and jack rabbit starts on the road out front. Get a life! #
• My neighbor: a small man. Tiny mind, teeny heart, microscopic dick, but he does drive a big truck so every-thing’s o.k. #
• Uh-oh, small-dicked neighbor’s antics have pissed off one of the good neighbors. Time to be ministerial and make peace. Back in a couple. #
• A cold peace secured, off to the office I go, long enough to drop in before returning to the home office and a workable internet connection. #
• @reidc Irony is that this guy ticks me off, behaves like a late stage coke addict most of the time, but I still try for peace. Am I a sap? #
• Wondering why the pigeons in your neighborhood are suddenly all in your face? They may have been reading this: http://tinyurl.com/4txxql #

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• Grinding .mov files into .mp3s for the church blog. Listening to Obama. Noting that Hillary is now stealing his slogan. Stay classy Hil. #
• What, everyone doesn’t work from 6:30 AM until 11PM on Tuesdays? Really? #
• Being glad the sox won #
• Almost done working… just in time for bed. #
• The upside of gym? Holly the very cute ruby playing personal trainer. Who knew bruised legs could still be cute? The down side of gym? Pain. #
• Uploading the new FCCC website. Singlehandedly redefining "slow." #
• No headway with Holly, who, maybe dislikes somewhat lazy men in poor shape. Sigh. Granted she’s way too young for me anyway. #

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• WAID? On this ever new election morn, Tweetin’ up a storm. #
• Wind! Rain! Thunder! Lightening! Hail! (there. NOW I’m tweeting up a storm.) #
• My wallet it empty, my sump pump, broken. Rotary meeting will have to be skipped. Another dollar lost. Sigh. #
• @reidc Well, it was more like "free verse." "Free verse", as you know, is the technical term for bad poetry. #
• Finally found a line on a good dog last night, it sold 20 minutes after I hesitated. I’m too tired to fight the universe. No more trying. #
• Just saw my second ant in the house… hmmmmmm #
• So, if you see a termite there are 20 more. How many more if you see an ant? The ant says "no more than 4," but I don’t think I trust it… #
• WAID? Ranking television cartoon mice. 1. Jerry 2. Mighty Mouse. 3. Pinky 4. The Brain. 5. Danger Mouse 6. Speedy Gonzales- who did I forget #
• Almost time to get off to work #
• Uploading a HIUGE site… and teh ‘net is, predictably, dragging…. #
• Misspelling "huge" and "the." Sigh. #
• Site’s uploading. Time to contemplate how friggin’ busy I am. #
• into the final two hours of my fourteen hour day. Tomorrow: an even LONGER day. #
• Tweeting laconic: if. #
• Running to office hours… well, jogging anyway. #
• In the world of men’s shirts "casual" often means "no pocket." O.K., but then where do I put my Spode-forsaken flash drives? #

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• A new Bjork video. in 3-D. WITH YAKS! http://tinyurl.com/5nynzq #
• Day off today. WAID? NOT working. Nope. #
• Well, thank OTIS for marketing research. Without it I might be able to forget how old I’m getting. #
• Finally finished with HBO’s John Adams. Alien & Sedition Act got.. one line. Sheesh. #
• Getting ready for the gym. #
• WAID? Idling of course. On my day off, idling is essentially mandatory. #
• Must call mother. Must get out to enjoy sunshine. Must. #
• Must imprison giant mutant cow and save the free world. Must. #

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• Spode! It’s National Poetry Month and I almost completely forgot about it. Have to quickly run out and buy something poetic. #
• "Rub-a-dub-dub. This is a poem." — In honor of C. Lapidus. "Irony rusts." #
• Good crowd this morning. Wonder what it will be like this afternoon? #
• Wanting to tweet. Thinking of something important to say… #
• Am I moved to tweet? Or compelled? Maybe it’s free will. Maybe it’s the coffee. #
• A long day of ministry. A looooong day of ministry. A looong daaaay of ministry. A looooong daaaaayy of minnnnistry. #

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• Oi! What a day. Silver polishing and politicking. And it hasn’t even really got going yet. #
• WAID? Printing brochures, working on a website, printing brochures, working on a website, folding brochures, ordering invites. Sat. off? No. #

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